Jon Hamm Vs. Matt Salinger

13 04 2009

John Hamm Versus Matt Salinger

Jon Hamm Versus Matt Salinger

Welcome to the first entry in a segment I like to call “Jon Hamm Versus,” where we will take a look at possible contenders for the lead role of Steve Rogers/Captain America in the upcoming film “The First Avenger: Captain America,” slated for release on July 22, 2011. First up, the man who donned the original red, white and blues in the 1990 version Matt Salinger.

The Captain America film in 1990 never saw a U.S. release and underwent a number of reshoots, presumably because much of the returned product wasn’t suitable for any audience. I did see this film back in the mid-1990s on VHS cassette, and I remember not hating it. Matt Salinger, son of reclusive author J.D. Salinger, was adequate as the hero, but did fail to execute the fish-out-water story of a WWII super soldier finding himself the strange new world of the late 1980s. To me, it all read as pretty bland television movie-of-the-week stuff. But remember this movie was about a dude who throws a shield, his only protection against bullets by the way, at various bad guys and machinery to take them out. Captain America is freakin’ badass. You know another character who fought in a war who was also freakin’ badass? That’s right, Donald Draper from Mad Men, played by Jon Hamm. I’m not going to spoil the details about Don Draper’s military days, but Jon Hamm shows a guy whose survival is obstructed by his greatest weaknesses and flaws, but still makes it out alive. And then after the war, Draper is a man who exudes strength and power as climbs the ladder at a Madison Avenue advertising agency.

So a weak protagonist who fights in a war only to emerge as a strong leader back in the country he loves? Jon Hamm’s done it before, so give him the shield already. Sorry Salinger, you’re a low seed on this bracket.

Jon Hamm wins!

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3 responses

14 04 2009
joecetta

My suggestion for the next Jon Hamm Versus column – Jon Hamm vs. Kevin Bacon! It’s a pork showdown! This can of course be continued by Jon Hamm vs. Miss Piggy, Jon Hamm vs. Werner Herzog (which is just ‘hog” with some letters thrown in the mix), and finally Jon Hamm vs. Ham Pegotty from Charles Dickens David Copperfield.

I could go on, but I won’t. Vote Hamm!

15 04 2009
Kozemp

Jon Hamm vs. the cast of Canadian Bacon?

15 04 2009
Munch

These are all great ideas. Jon Hamm will have some awesome battles ahead!

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